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Discover your new happy

Hike with goats! 

 

Enjoy a leisurely hike in nature

with sweet, free range, chaos-goblin goats. 🤪

(The only hike where snacking, napping and snuggling take priority)

HIKES START MAY 24, 2025 

Goats love climbing roks!
Goats wearing light weight back pack

Your new BFFS: Snack-obsessed, chaos-goblin,
fur babies of joy.

Hiking with goats also involves sitting and watching them snack on surrounding flora!

Buckle up your boots, because GOAT HIKING is here to make all your wildest, fluffiest dreams come true.

 

Why should you sign up? 


🐐 You get to literally hike with G.O.A.T.s. Real, hooved, mountain-climbing beasts of joy.


💩 Free entertainment! Goats have zero chill and even less personal space boundaries. Expect sneaky snack thefts, and possibly one of them deciding you are now their emotional support human.


🌲 Nature! Fresh air! A chance to escape your phone, your inbox.


😂 You will leave with a full heart, photobombs, a new fluff-squad and enough ridiculous goat stories to last a lifetime. 

 

🥾 They will judge your pace, your fashion choices, and probably try to eat your shoelaces—but in, like, the most supportive way.

 

Join us for the oddest (and bestest) hike of your life! 🐐✨

Take a Hike:

By reservation only. We cannot accomodate walk-ins.
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